Then I brought the bike home and I noticed in the garage, my wife’s suitcase: bright green. I didn’t stop to wonder, Why I didn’t choose the red or black option? I happened to have my Ortlieb Vario Commuter Backpack Pannier with me. I didn’t think to ask, When did I start liking bright green, and why? When I received the IZIP E3 Path electric bike from Pete, I thought, Gee! Nice colors. Electric Bike Review: IZIP E3 Path | Screen grab: Electric Bike Report Wake up people! The IZIP E3 Path Electric Bikeįrom time to time, Pete Prebus of Electric Bike Report lets us try a bike after he’s done with it. Look at this: IZIP E3 Path and various color coordinated crap I’ve purchased in the last two years. But it’s pretty much the same thing.Īnd you think that my knowing this information would inoculate me from the effects of ISCC’s influence, wouldn’t you? When someone in front of a television camera starts talking about the hot new colors on the way, they may seem enthusiastic, but that’s only because acting bubbly goes over better than a vacant stare as they slowly chant in monotone, The ISCC has spoken. Once the ISCC issues it’s annual decree, all of the industries that rely on the predictability of color fads - the fashion industry in particular - go to work with their insidious mind control campaigns to make sure that by the time they produce whatever the hell it is that they produce, consumers will be craving the predetermined colors. Like shamans performing rituals to appease a capricious god for favorable weather and a good crop, the ISCC attempts to control the fickle color tastes of consumers. But the outcome is always the same: The ISCC decides what colors will be popular for the coming year. Once a year the ISCC holds a ceremony known as the “annual meeting” where they do who knows what bizarre sacrifices, divination and intrigue.
There is a powerful cabal known as the Inter-Society Color Council.
Mwahaha! Mwah-ha-ha! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA…
But there is a real conspiracy I learned about years ago when I got involved in e-commerce, product development, and the shadowy world of the nonprofit sector. Look: I don’t expect you to believe that the Freemasons control gravity, that Facebook is a CIA program, or even that General Motors killed all the streetcars in America.
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